As we travel around the world, we like to send postcards so that people can be envious of us. It’s only natural to put on costumes and dance around when we visit foreign places. And if some of us like to put an tights and ladies underthings, it’s totally fine. Now go away and leave me alone – I have a note.
After all, what do we have to look forward to besides famine, plague and the occasional song?
Nice pack, Patsy. Now come along and let me sit on you. I need to tie my shoes.